As I awake I feel tall, I also feel blood dripping from my hands but no pain. I look over and appear to be nailed to a giant wooden cross. I don’t know who I am or where I am, But what I do know is I’m hungry and filled with rage. I rip my hands through the nails, fall to the ground and bash my head off the ground. My ankles are tied to the cross and as I go to untie myself I notice my hands are healed and the puncture wounds are gone. I get up and try to walk, After stumbling and falling down numerous times I regain my balance. I find a path and begin to follow it, I hear voices in the distance and follow them to a group of individuals. As I go to walk up to them the gentleman on the far right sees me and immediately drops to the ground while pointing at me and yelling “DEMON, THE DEMON IS BACK.” I black out and begin to have visions of being attacked by these men and nailed to the cross. After coming back from my black out I look around and see everyone that was here a minute ago is now dead on the ground. I look in front of me to see myself holding a man’s throat and have the urge to rip it out so I do so and begin to eat the pieces that remain in my hand. Another man walking up and sees what I am doing. He yells out “Jesus Christ” and begins to run. My vision starts blurring and I’m seeing in red. I follow him and the hunt begins, My name must be Jesus Christ, and you must obey me.
Tonight during Wrestlemania 33 The Undertaker went one on one with Roman Reigns, The match was decent and ended with Reigns bouncing off the ropes 3 times and hitting Taker with a spear to pin him for the 3 count making Undertaker’s Wrestlemania record 23 wins and 2 losses. After Reigns left, The Undertaker sat up. He put his coat and hat on and stood in middle the ring and started to take his gloves off. He then took his coat of and folded it up and layed it down in the ring and paused for a moment to remove his hat and layed it on top of his coat. While the crowd was chanting “Thank you Taker” he walked up the ramp and paused at the top, He then threw his right arm up and the lights went dark. This appears to be him retiring and a lot of childhoods end today. #ThankYouTake
On Rotten Tomatoes, Only four movies in 2016 received this high of a rating, according to The Huffington Post. Well the new Horror movie “Get Out” just got 100% as well and could possibly be the only Horror movie of this year to recive a score this high. If you are unfamiliar with the movie heres a little summary of what it’s about. “Now that Chris (Daniel Kaluuya) and his girlfriend, Rose (Allison Williams), have reached the meet-the-parents milestone of dating, she invites him for a weekend getaway upstate with Missy and Dean. At first, Chris reads the family’s overly accommodating behavior as nervous attempts to deal with their daughter’s interracial relationship, but as the weekend progresses, a series of increasingly disturbing discoveries lead him to a truth that he never could have imagined.”
Hello everyone, about a week ago a made a joke article about Rob Zombie making a new movie about the “Firefly Family.” I didn’t expect for it to get as much traffic as it did. It’s clear to see that we all would LOVE another movie. So why not make a petition to show Rob how many supporters he has? Well I did and you can sign it here! If everyone sends this to him he could see it! https://www.change.org/p/rob-zombie-to-see-rob-zombie-make-another-movie-with-the-firefly-family
In honor of Valentine’s Day I found some photos of the The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre. If you arent familiar Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre is the name given to the February 14, 1929 murder of seven men of the North Side Irish gang during the Prohibition Era. It resulted from the struggle between the Irish American gang and the South Side Italian gang led by Al Capone to take control of organized crime in Chicago. Former members of the Egan’s Rats gang were suspected of a significant role in the incident, assisting Capone.
The original director of the “Halloween” franchise John Carpenter is back and ready to give Michael Myers a comeback. There has been a lot of talk about the upcoming movie but not a lot of news but today John said on his official Facebook
“So you say you want a Revolution?
You want to shake things up and bring back Halloween and make it rock again?
Well so do I.
So here’s the announcement you’ve all been waiting for:
David Gordon Green and Danny McBride are joining the project to complete the creative team. David and Danny will write the script together and David will direct. I will continue in my executive producer role to consult and offer my advice and feedback as needed.
David and Danny both came to my office recently with Jason Blum and shared their vision for the new movie and…WOW. They get it. I think you’re gonna dig it. They blew me away.
I might even do the music. Maybe. It could be kind of cool.
And you’ll get to see it in theaters on October 19th, 2018.”
So there it is, He’s back and hopefully better than ever. Are you excited for the new movie?
We have all seen The Devil’s Rejects, Well all of us cool people. If you haven’t seen the murderous, backwoods Firefly family take to the road to escape a vengeful police force which is not afraid of being as ruthless as their target then I suggest you go watch House of 1000 Corpses and then The Devil’s Rejects right away. Here’s 17 behind the scenes phones I was able to find.
In Bremerton, WA on January 29th, 2017 26 year old Christopher Duglass and his girlfriend 24 year old Irene Murphy got into an argument over burnt toast, Literally. According to Douglass who admitted to killing his girlfriend Irene early Sunday morning they have been arguing non stop for the past 2 and a half months which leaded to “breaks” between him and Murphy. They thought the air was clear after a 3 day break with Irene staying at her sisters house waiting for the arguments they’ve been having to blow over. She came back home on Saturday the 28th with everything seeming to be okay they watched a movie and went to bed. The following morning Christopher said he woke up to Irene yelling at his 4 month old lab for peeing on the floor. He walked out into the living room to try to calm her down by saying “She doesn’t know any better, She’s still learning and I’ll clean it up” Irene apparently kicked the dog and walked away. After cleaning up his dog’s mess and checking to see if she was okay Christopher walked into the kitchen where Irene was making scrambled eggs and toast for Douglass. He walked uo and asked her why she kicked his dog when she replied “you pay more attention to that damn dog then you ever do to me” she then threw the eggs at him and told him “bon appetie.” Trying to stay calm Christopher replied with “what about my toast, bitch?” Saying nothing at all Irene got the toast from the toaster, put butter on it and then slapped Christopher in the face with it and walked away. Christopher became enraged and went for a walk to try to calm down, After spending about 15 mins walking he came home to find Irene asleep in the bathtub. Christopher then went to the kitchen and grabbed the toaster and the tub of butter, Walked into the bathroom and covered Irene with butter. She woke up to Christopher plugging the toaster into an outlet and turning it on. She asked “What in the hell are you doing?” He turned around to look at her and said “bon appetie” and threw the toaster in the bathtub with her electrocuting her. Realizing what he just did he called 911 and told them that he “burnt the toast” and need to come right away.
*this is an original and fiction article wrote by sinfulhorror.com*